Rajesh
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JOKES CORNER:
Some Good "Poor Jokes"...
Here are some really bad pj's...Read on if u like some...


Lion Roaring...
what happens when the lion roars???
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TOM & JERRY Begins......



Hights of Optimism:r
Soldier: "Sir we are surrounded by enemies on all sides!!!"
Sardar Major" Excellent!!! we can attack in any direction"



Flirt like this
What is the height of Flirting?
Its When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

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BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

the sardar...
Q: Why did the Sardar take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral.

gabbbar...
Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do

ek ladki...
A Lady is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her Father down from the hill top.....
SO what is the name of this lady ???
... Well her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!